Backgrounds intended to blind the eye
and burden the spirit
Do you like your visitors on your website? Or do they put flaming bags of cyber poo in your email? Well, get even with them! Make them suffer like the dogs they are. Use these backgrounds. Use them maliciously, with hate in your heart. With bright green letters and pics of naked midgets! Or don't. I just like to scan my toys.... But send me pics of naked midgets anyway. I'm easily amused.


Seventies cocktail animal menage!


Dark dinosaurs, for the brooding webpage.


Dinosaurs! Plastic fun for nuns!


War of the dinos, ninjas and wrestlers!


Embossed ninjas.


Micro Machines traffic jam


Yes, it's the same pic only darker. What of it?


You could get these ninjas in the gum machine for a quarter.
I have an army of them, and no quarters.
Big ninjas cost 50 cents...


Pez!!!!!! Yum!!!!!


Dinosaurs are my favourite.
I wanted to be just like R Bakker when I grew up,
only without the beard.


Radioactive battle of ninjas, dinos, and wrestlers.


Rockinghorse Jr made this one. He likes it. I do too.


We have many epic battles at my house.


I got a bag of rubber wrestlers for $2 at Goodwill.
They have many battles. They'll fight for you.
El Santo not included. Dammit.


Can you find Jose Guadeloupe Posada in this picture?


Everyone is happier without flesh.


These guys all have boners. Get it? Boners...
Never mind.


Being dead is fun! Whee!!!!!!!!


Slighter lighter picture of death


Spooky, huh?


No bones about it


A lighter shade of grey


Dragonball war!


Right before the nuke, things get bright.

Did you want actual usable backgrounds? Maybe you should check the other pages. There really are some nice ones there. Just not here. But I still like them, dammit.
 

Bizarre Backgrounds Part 2

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