This fellow likes to play with puppets. And not in a nice way. |
Aw, look, him's sad. Good. Now all he needs to do is kill himself and we'll ALL be happy. |
This lady clown is picking out her next meal from a selection of youngsters. |
I don't know if Sluggo here is drunk, or what. |
This is a laid back California clown. They're too stoned to chase you. |
Did you wonder where Tammy Faye Bakker went? Now you know. |
Bet no country club will give this one a membership. |
"Jennifer" here has a five o'clock shadow. Care to share, "Jennifer"? |
Lounge singer at night, clown by day. Not much difference, really. |
A clown dressed as a pirate is illegal in four states. |
This bloke just pooped himself. |
I guess she thinks she looks okay, but would you let your kid out of the house dressed like this? |
This smug bastard just ate a baby. You can tell. |
He's all pouty because fatso to the left didn't share any baby back ribs with him. |
Look at the jaws on this one. Ready and willing to munch your limbs, bucko. |
Sure, he looks toothless but he could gum you to death, dammit! |
Even the other clowns hates artsy clowns. They suck. And not well. |
He found paradise with a clown. Hope it wasn't Montana. They have laws against it there. |
Laugh, clown, laugh. LAUGH, DAMN YOU! |
"One step closer, and the kid gets it." |
Normal people attempt to be clowns. They were all destroyed for the safety of the public. |
After the Beaver and Wally grew up, Ward could express himself. |
A beatnik clown, this bloke busts a mean bongo. |
Mean clown about the bitch slap our photographer. Remember to run. |
"Here, take this uzi to school. You know what to do next." |
Here's some of those mean ones I warned you about. Once they give up the facade and start acting out, it's over, baby. Run. |
This clown is running for office. Unlike other politicians he's honest enough to keep his makeup on. |
Hey, this one looks like my ol' pal Manyfingers.... Except this one is breathing. |
IPC clown about to be lobotomized. And he likes it! |
Uber clowns IPC (Insane Clown Posse) are a half way decent band, even if they do owe Alice Cooper lots of money. |
This one is so damn scary I peed myself just lookin' at him. |
Look out! This one's gonna attack! Man, check out his mandibles. |
