Click on 'em, watch 'em boogie, steal 'emfor your own twistedpleasure. What do I care? Property is theft.

To swipe these images for your ownsome, simply right click and "save as". Even a web-challenged moron such as myself can do it. If I could figure out which hand *is* my right....(wipes drool from chin)

ATTENTION: Do NOT hot link to these images.  I check periodically and I'll switch pics on you, and you won't like what I post. You won't. Guaranteed. I'm not trying to be a jerk, but I have to PAY for this website, lumplings. The traffic is very high. If you have webtv, or msntv and think you can't upload pics, you're wrong! There is hope. Write me and I'll explain what you needto do. Sorry, but this is becoming problematic for me. This doesn't mean I don't want you taking pics for yourself. Please do! That's why they're here! Take them, post them, use them, love them. I just need you to save them to your computer and upload them yourself elsewhere. Thanks!

If you have any pity in this world, you'll write me. I am a wretched, lonely creature and crave attention, even as the most lowly beings do. Email me at lazerv@yahoo.com

Somewhere within these page lies a hidden link to the about me page. Find it, click on it and get a nice prize!

I hate this page! I want to go Home! Fine. Click Here.
(I never liked you anyway.)