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This page is dedicated to the most basic emotion of all. Hatred. You hate, I hate, we all hate. What we hate is subject to social upbringing and enviroment, but none the less, we all share the same inner rumblings. There is something we depise. Call it chatharsis, call it venting, or immature tantrums, it is far better to release your ire than bottle it in. So, here, in a terrible outburst of sheer dislike, is my Hate Page. What exactly IS hate? Well, Webster's says this: 1. To have a great aversion to, with a strong desire that evil should befall the person toward whom the feeling is directed; to dislike intensely; to detest; as, to hate one's enemies; to hate hypocrisy. Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer. 1 John iii. 15. 2. To be very unwilling; followed by an infinitive, or a substantive clause with that; as, to hate to get into debt; to hate that anything should be wasted. I hate that he should linger here. Tennyson. 3. (Script.) To love less, relatively. Luke xiv. 26. Syn. -- To Hate, Abhor, Detest, Abominate, Loathe. Hate is the generic word, and implies that one is inflamed with extreme dislike. We abhor what is deeply repugnant to our sensibilities or feelings. We detest what contradicts so utterly our principles and moral sentiments that we feel bound to lift up our voice against it. What we abominate does equal violence to our moral and religious sentiments. What we loathe is offensive to our own nature, and excites unmingled disgust. Our Savior is said to have hated the deeds of the Nicolaitanes; his language shows that he loathed the lukewarmness of the Laodiceans; he detested the hypocrisy of the scribes and Pharisees; he abhorred the suggestions of the tempter in the wilderness. Hatred is indeed so common we have a multitude of words to describe the state. Among these you may include: So. You know what it is. You can pinpoint it verbally. Now writhe in it. These are my peeves. Memorise them as to not garner my ire. In a moment, you can unleash your own..... I HATE.... those wretched stale peanuts they pass out on planes, mornings, morning people, those who dress like teenagers wayyyyy past an acceptable limit (remind me to tell you the Debbie Michaels tube top story one day), military spending, the politics of the Israeli government and our involvement in such, our *own* political involvement in any country other than our own (other than for humanitarian reasons and only when requested), this Middle East nonsense (it's anti Muslim crap, I swear), idiot drivers, people who stopped smoking/drinking/whatever and now preach about it's evil to those who still cling to that habit, people who don't take care of their kids/pets (to extremes, causing actual harm, not these poor people who get sued by their detestable teenagers because daddy didn't buy them a Porsche.... that's a bit over the top), people who *kill* their kids/pets (unless of course they sue them over not getting a Porsche, that's grounds for murder in some cases, doncha think?), telemarketers who won't take no for an answer, assholes who butt in queue, or stand five inches behind you in said queue and gripe, piggy banks with no stoppers, clogged salt shakers, football players- professional or not... can you say "No IQ?", these blokes who cut around the shops with carts at 50 miles an hour- ramming children and anyone else in their path, mini van mums, those who refuse to rewind my video tapes when they borrow them, those who borrow and never return my video tapes, book thieves, whoever it is that keeps opening the shed door and leaving it, the president (don't say his name, it frightens the dogs.... hehe), government per se, fat police officers who bitch about weight regulations (read the fine print, idiots!), socialites who run charities just to be seen but refuse to do hands on work for their cause (unless of course they are too old/infirm to do so.... those people may have hall passes and be excused), packages I have to wait to open, eBay sellers who never send my items, off brand Legos that don't fit with the rest (fie upon them! buy brand!), my brother when he ripped the legs off my action figures, Chuckie and Mange (dogs) when they decide to go walkabout and I have to go locate them- always in the heat, parents that give their children names that assure them childhoods full of misery, the bastard that killed Steve, the bitch that was with the bastard that killed Steve, their defence attorneys, lima beans, food hiding lima beans without some warning label involved, AIDS, cancer, cooties and the lot, shampoos that attract insects, shoes that crinkle my toes, politicians in general, realtors (more dishonest than politicos! Unbelievable!), those pimply boys in Wal Mart who run when they see you approaching them with questions, drug dealers and their ilk, whiners, rumour mongers, gossips, my neighbour Mr Randall, those creeps on the end of the rock road who play Foreigner's "Hot Blooded' constantly at top volume at 2 am so all the goats start bleating in fear, people who think they 'own' or know everything about a particular show/book/whatever because they think they're the biggest fan of all (and judging on size, may well be for all my knowledge), poor sports, doomsayers, ultra conservatives AND ultraliberals, mugwumps (not the Burroughs type), Bruce Willis, Superman (goody two shoed smug bastard), Ron Smith artwork (but not Ron Smith.... I'm sure he's a delightful fellow), spoilers, wasps, weeds where I don't want them, rude people, people who say what they should only think, those who don't think at all, ignorance, broken pencils, plastic beads, bigots (the racial/religious types - everyone is wacky, all religion is wacky..... we must face these facts. We are all equal. Equally wacky), hunters who only hunt to kill, 18 wheelers who act as if they own the road, lorries that say "FISH" on the side- what's the deal there?, prisoners having more rights than victims and being treated better than our homeless, nasal voices, Bulma, country music as a rule which occasionally may be broken though not likely), fleas, vegetarians who wear leather, news anchor persons who report tragedies while smiling, plastic shrunk wrapped items you can't open without a note from ghud, auction snipers (even though I've resorted to it myself, I still hate it), gits, drooly drunken boolers, soaps that smell like hospitals, the big lipped slag on Lexx, Hospitalars, a gritty bed, being scratched with someone's toenails during sex, leg cramps, my scanner, urban cowboys, creationism being taught in school (facts, must have facts!), Curly Joe Besser, the worst replacement Curly there was, any type of fanatic, bathroom stalls with no doors, blokes that go on about material possessions making them better than the rest, that Maytag repair guy, deadbeat bidders, those crunchy bit s of 'stuff' you find in ice cream, rubber fruit, false teeth on a counter, padded bras, narks, tattletales, snitches and stool pigeons, zip lock bags that don't, litter, cigarette butts on the lawn, in law problems, outlaw problems (must be fair), being in the middle of a fight, being in the middle of the bed (especially when you're flanked by two sweaty people), people with huge 4x4trucks coming from the city to drive all over the country and tearing things up.... you want to 4 wheel- buy your own damn land and destroy it- stay off our public lands!!!! (and mine), animal rights people who have no pets, men whom assume they can 'cure' lesbians.... sheesh, fake New Age-y shit (I see you surrounded by a beautiful white light.... wait, I'm having a vision of unicorns and faeries... sp-ew), regressional therapy, bad trout, clichés, bad internet connections, people who claim to be something they're not, wannabe witches (you know, witch this week, Moron next), web pages with no point (hehe smacking myself there!), bad fiction, incorrect facts presented as correct, those wooden lawn ornaments of old ladies bending over so you can see their knickers, Bible Thumpers (fanatic, mind your business Christians, not normal ones), ugly rocks, cheerleaders, bleach blondes who say they don't, pickled eggs, pickled pigs feet, pickled okra, it's just not right to pickle everything that doesn't move. Stop it at once! I insist. And all the rest as well. Or I'll have you on the spit.... 
I embrace all my hatreds and unlikes and that rot. You should too. It's liberating. |
