Bardok's Junkyard
Oh, look. I get my own damn page. Whoopee shit.
After the pulp paperback debacle, I don't know why she continues to torture me. Guess it's the price I pay for three squares, satellite and snacks. This is where we're going to keep all the crap we deem unfit for human/saiyan consumption. So send us hate mail, stupid questions and the like, and you can be assured where we'll put it...  right here, for all to see. We'll include your email if you're an asshole too. Well meaning but misguided letters are left sans email addy.
Added 3-14-2003
What the hell is up with you people? Are you too damn lazy to write something really nasty for me? Come on! You can do better than THIS! These new letters are all lame, except shackett's. And I had to wait forever to get them from girlie because she didn't think they were "worth it". You want me to be out of a job? You want me to go back to the box in the alley? Selfish brats.
Mikki? I may need that room.... you still out there, Mikki?

 
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "The S" <i_-----_s@hotmail.com>
> >To: <radditz@raddittzu.com>
> >Sent: Monday, October 13, 2003 12:40 PM
> >Subject: Vegeta Doujinshii
> >
> > > I am interested in your Vegeta Doujinshii at
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3246415032&category=13666
> > > . I was wondering, could you send me scans of any characters who  were
> > > created especially for the doujinshii, ie, Vegeta's mother, and some
> > > information on them? Thanks!

> >From: "raddittzu" <radditz@raddittzu.com>
> >Reply-To: "raddittzu" <radditz@raddittzu.com>
> >To: "The S" <i-----s@hotmail.com>
> >Subject: Re: Vegeta Doujinshii
> >Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2003 12:38:08 -0500
> >
> >Policy is that we don't send scans from the doujin.

> >---- Original Message -----
From: "The S" <i_-----_s@hotmail.com>
To: <radditz@raddittzu.com>
Sent: Monday, October 13, 2003 12:50 PM
Subject: Re: Vegeta Doujinshii

> Well, could you at least give me descriptions/histories of the 
characters?
> ~The S

What d o you think S stands for here? Stupid? Senseless? Senile? Shit-for-brains? We don't send scans. If we don't have time to send scans, what makes idiot think we have time to write him plot synapses?  And furthermore, why should we? Toriyama didn't write that doujin, it isn't cannon, so forget it. Make up your own information. Besides, who said Vejita *had* a mother? I seem to recall they hatched him from a buzzard egg....


 
From: <s------@aol.com>
To: <spiritmother@raddittzu.com>
Sent: Saturday, March 15, 2003 8:04 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3214281235

> does the cd or whatever show any thing e-mail me at 
s-------@yahoo.com
> Question from:           ssj4gohan46
> Title of item:           Dragonball Doujinshi 6 Gokuh x ChiChi 

Here he is AGAIN. Still not real clear on what he wants. I mean, we KNOW what he wants, he just hasn't figured out how to SAY it. FLESH, boy! Say you want to see supple, yielding flesh and lots of it! Girlie still won't sell to you though. It's obvious you're underage. Very.


 
To: <spiritmother@raddittzu.com>
Sent: Saturday, March 15, 2003 2:02 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3214282269

> Hi. Do you think you could email me some appropriate doujinshi pics 
from
the doujinshi "Kiss shite". Don't worry, I won't give them to anyone 
else
and I don't have a webpage. I don't have a scanner. I can't afford 
one.v_v

Sure, we'll fit that right in. I mean, it would be unreasonable for you to just  buy something or even go to the website and get the FREE doujinshi. We'll just drop everything and get right on it. Now hold your breath.... 
Oh oh, speaking of scanners, I got a new one for $15 after rebate that a super nice amigo got me!!!! Thanks you nice rat, you!
Hey, you can't mention him, can you?
Why not? No one knows who he is but him and his.
Oh, that makes sense, sure. Now get the hell off my page, girlie. I don't bother you on your pages.
Oh yeah?
Okay I do, but so what? You asked for me, you got me. Now make me some soup.
Sigh...
Don't hassle me with your sighs, either. My page. My way.... *grumble*


 
Date: Fri, 14 March 2003 1:20:19 
From: shackett@drummon.ca | This is Spam | Add to Address Book
Subject: "Peace"
To: lazerv@yahoo.com

I am really getting fed up every time I go see another page bitching about the war. Fuck you and your god damn peace "effort"! Instead of bad mouthing our President, you should be supporting him. Our troops are putting their lives on the line for you and all you can do is bitch. We'll see how much "peace" there is in the world if dictators like Saddam have his way. Time for you to grow up.

I don't know why he's bitching. He's in Canada. DRAFT DODGER! Get back over to the States, join the military and go fight if that's what you want. Fucking pussy! If I thought this war was worth fighting, I'd go. But I don't drive, so I don't need their oil. Screw you, asshole! You want to fight? I'll come kick your sorry ass!
Calm down, Pula. We'll just declare war on him, and go take all his belongings and force him to do things our way. Call the UN, see if they'll approve it.
Approve it? You people have a lot to learn about war.
Don't teach us. Go watch TV instead.
Okay....  He's lucky I can't drive... Canada isn't that far.
Sheesh.... where do we get all the kooks with this site?


 
Date: Wed, 01 May 2002 18:50:10 -0600
To: lazerv@yahoo.com
Subject: hi!!

yo whats with the funny names for the pokemon??? o.well! e-mail me at -----@epals.com!!!
-ANDY MAVINTOSH!!!

S'up, dawg. Pokemon have funny names because they're stupid animated monsters. We don't have anything to do with it. Unless you're referring to their funny Japanese names, in which case we still don't have anything to do with them. I'll email you right back. After I stop breathing.


 
To: <spirtmother@raddittzu.com>
Sent: Friday, March 22, 2002 6:01 PM
Subject: BABRECHA2

> look im a fan of dragon ball /z/gt and i need some back rounds for my
> drawings so if you got any can you pleace send them to me at my email
this
is
> my my email
>----------@hotmail.com

At least he said 'pleace'. That always gets people to do unreasonable things for them, like doing your work. Wonder who he got to do the art for him?


 
To: lazerv@yahoo.com
Subject: Angelic cutenss. Heavenly.
Date: Mon, 24 Jun 2002 17:21:20 +0100

Well you know your gif. Angelic cutenss. Heavenly. Its real name is Siren from Final Fantasy  !!!!!!!

Really?????????
Well, who the hell cares? It's a JOKE. The CUTE page... Angelic CUTENESS. Get it? Urgh.... Why do I bother?!


 
From: <s-------@aol.com>
To: <spiritmother@raddittzu.com>
Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2003 5:01 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3211982167

> do these show stuff like boobs and stuff and if so all of the girl or
just one part e-mail me at s-------@yahoo.com

Huh? How OLD are you, child? One part? Like a nasty bit or just a limb? You gotta stop taking the goofballs.


 
From: suppaniggah@yahoo.com>
To: <lazerv@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 9:54 PM
Subject: fagot

your a cocksucker with all your fuckin homo comics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not really even worth a response, but I see he took time to check out all the yaoi, the little pervert.  I think his "!" button got stuck too.
PS Suppa, we bet you like ABBA.


 
To: <pula@dangerous-minds.com>
Sent: Friday, August  16, 2002 9:38 PM
Subject: (none)

Hey dude u dont really think ur bardock do you?
paul

I wrote Paul and asked- if he didn't think I was Bardok, why write me?  He was stunned at my simple logic, being simple. Paul and I exchanged many letters. None of them ever had more than one sentence. Then he disappeared. I miss him. A man of few words, Paul. 


 
From: <supersaiyan34@yahoo.com>
To: <spiritmother@raddittzu.com>
Sent: Saturday, April 06, 2002 8:24 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #1089745909

 Hello,
 Before I start this is not a question!! All i'm going to say is that the
Doujinshi's seem to make the characters look "GAY". It's probably only me
but seeing Cell hugging Goku just gives it that kinda feeling. Also seeing
super saiyan Goku kiss Goku is another reason that makes me feel that way
about these things. If you want to give me an answer go ahead whatever you
say is what you think, I just thought you should here from a VERY BIG
dragonball fan.
Thank You,
           Super-Vegeta77

Um. Yeah, okay, Stupid-Vegeta77. You win a prize. Yaoi doujinshi are "GAY". Hugging people is "GAY". Kissing gets you pregnant too, did you know that, VERY BIG DB fan? I guess you being a VERY BIG fan means you dictate taste? Or just social mores? We "here" you loud and clear.  "GAY".... sheesh.
Oh, out of curiosity... that "kinda feeling" you got seeing Cell hug Gokuh.... was it below your belt? Just wondering....


 
From: "Crystal Dillon" <kittielove@linainverse.net> | Block Address  | Add to AddressBook
Subject:  Yaoi dojin
To:  lazerv@yahoo.com
Reply-to: kittielove@linainverse.net

I went to your site becuase a friend told me you had dragonball dojin 
posted but when I got there, all I saw were queer. What is WITH you 
people and all this yaoi crap? Vegeta is with Bulma. Not Goku. These are so 
stupid. I cant understand why anyone would even want to look at them. 
They make me sick. Put up somthing decnt okay? a nice romantic one with 
no yaoi, becuase NONE OF THE DRAGONBALL characters are GAY! You 
shouldn't even have that stuff up, and I should turn you in to your server and 
get you thrown off. Put new ones up or I will.
Crystal 

The biggest damn fool yet... Here's an asshole who just needs to mind her own damn business. Ignoring all the posted warning she looked (supposedly) at the yaoi anyway just so she could justify being offended (we have no Gokuh/Vejita yaoi currently).  Then turned us in to our server. Who by the by, ignored her. Thank you, Topcities.   Most people who are 'disgusted' by yaoi are generally just afraid of sexuality in general, or so afraid if their favorite hero actually could BE gay,  he may not want THEM! Living with a houseful of psychology books really has helped me, don't you think? I should get paid for this. But as far as it goes, not only is the twit illiterate, she's just plain a fucking bitch. Write her, tell her.  We have no place for homophobes in our world today and hell, she should just stick to www.disney.com, which is much more her speed. If of course, she can even read....

!

To: <spiritmother@raddittzu.com>
Sent: Friday, February 15, 2002 2:25 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #1073904597
> Hi.  I was wondering if you could tell me where you get your 
doujinshi.
Do you order them straight from Japan?  If so, where are you getting  them
from?  I haven't been able to find a place to order doujinshi straight from
the source.  Thanks.

Look at this one. I hate to admit it, but damn! I was stunned. Don't you people know I have to EAT? How can girlie FEED me with no doujin money? Sheesh, use your head!! She might suggest I get a JOB or something! See girlie's rant about this one... heh.


 
 
From: "TD" <TDondall@sunsgame.com> | Block Address  | Add to Address Book
To: lazerv@yahoo.com
Subject: Website 'humor'
Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 14:49:31 -0600

I really am offended when I go looking for informative religious sites and
find something like your page. I suppose you think you're being funny,
putting up pictures of the Pope and the Virgin Mary and writing 'witty'
little comments beside them, but you hurt people doing this. I am Catholic,
and it bothers me deeply you take religious matters so lightly. 
You won't be laughing when you're burning in hell. I'll pray for you to
change your attitude, but I doubt it will do any good.

TD

Now THIS letter she was DE-lighted with! You never saw anyone so happy about being told they were hell-bound. Something to do with having someone she could could email and hassle since they started it. Her response was "Why are you looking at my webpage on a Sunday when you should be at Mass on your knees begging for forgiveness like the sinful slug you are?" Nothing back yet from TD. Serves him right for going to a site with "Useless" in the title and expecting anything enlightening.


 
your a f*cking faggot selling an item that disgraces such a great show 
if
you were in front of me i would kill you
--------------------
Question from:           kylet3
Title of item:           5 Yaoi Raddditz x Vegeta Dragonball Doujinshi
Seller:                  spiritmother
Starts:                  Nov-04-01 22:25:44 PST
Ends:                    Nov-09-01 22:25:44 PST
Price:                   Currently $24.99
To view the item, go to:
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1028772839

This amusing little message we got awhile back for a nasty old gay doujin girlie and her girlie-friend were selling. What an amazing grasp of the language, eh? Any time he feels he's man enough, he can just waltz on over. Girlie is mean when crossed....


 
To: lazerv@yahoo.com
Subject:  question
Date: Thu 4,  Jan 2002 20:07:51 -0500

Do you really live in a box? I saw a homeless person once and thought it was 
very sad. Maybe you could stay with your family. Just trying to help!

Mikki

Next is a rather sad little letter, from someone who takes people at their word a bit too quickly. Mikki, trust no one. You'll live longer. Thanks for your concern, though. Can I stay with you if me and Girlie have a fight?


 
I'll add more as I get it. Feel free to supply me with material. Girlie got me my own address. You can rest assured I won't write you back on a bet. I have TV to watch, food to eat, books to read. Girlie'll do it. That's what I have her for. A secretary. And cook. And maid. And whatever else strikes my fancy. Everyone else uses her, why shouldn't I? It's good to be the pula. Now either go away, or rub my feet. Your choice.
pula@imneverwrong.com
(Notice how she's making my image into wallpaper and the such? This mascot thing may not be so bad after all, eh?  As long as I get half of any proceeds we see.... Hmph. Like that'll ever happen. It all goes for dog food. Which, by the by, is rather tasty and stays crunchy in milk. You humans give your pets some mighty good grub, if I do say so myself...)
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