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my favourite art form is dadaism. this is meant to be the act of decreating something or changing something from one state to another unrelated state, simply for the destruction or reconstruction of the thought. does that make sense? it shouldn't. neither should the poems. at least bananas calculate don't they?


day of reckoning beetles to broccoli
coalitions of sardines marched forth from grave expansions of pity
larch larch they cry ordinately waiting for the coming of the clock
his ticking and tocking and jingling muses will offer all solace and great 
heaps of mangoes free for the taking
the drake meanwhile ponders a cadaverous smile thinking mayhap
the beetle gazes too far into the sun
its thermometer collapsing it returns to the trenches wailing about time lost
the clock knows nothing of this as time cannot be lost it flies it flies 
before it is ever found muchless lost and speaking of gorillas which 
we weren't i affirm the ill will of antelope
gesturing to you all that father will be home soon and he will be cross
thundering about his boots and botty and bacon for both
who will bring father bacon when he has not brought it home himself
who will weep for televisions their tubes tied
who will care for the wandering packs of homeless needle thin dinosaurs 
extinct yet still registered to vote
is that right? is it kosher? ask the rabbi. he will come to our home
and bring ink pads of bank tellers laden with honey and potatoes
instant mashed potatoes the kind with butter already added and mantis 
too bitter to pray the package deal the wire taps the secret service coming round
for tea for spices and gold and frankincense they will dance like mad parrots drunk
on motor fumes and shopping carts the sea sets like gelatine 
but time is not yet home


cracker for my love
lemur lemur whither dost thou wander
the bust of roosevelt's come calling 
bringing algebra mince and strife
the car drives through the sun and 
yet the occupants are cold
lemur lemur put the kettle on
the mundane knights abroad with banisters
brandished like salad forks shining in
morning rain with kumquats cakes and radishes
while mum is fast glued to the kale
lemur lemur its late lets call it candy


kumquat
she slid her serpentine tongue from his mouth 
the fire crackled behind them in the blaze of the sun
outside radioactive horses darted past the windows of glazed sugars
every confection a reminder of karma's imminent death
a beckoning moment of nothing the realization that all is lost and therefore salad 
who would be her next victim
who would be her giraffe the doctor next door performing oral surgery as we speak
the carpenter hammering away even at this very moment 
who is to say religions have been founded on less and yet
the boat sank like hard cheese in thin gravy and it becomes moot
things have already changed into lockers of beetles
and they are quite deaf

the matter of extinction and why politics must patronize the poor
as it came into focus the towering man made icons of soot, the stegosaurs stumbling
spitting money and ticker tape to herald the arrival of mundane
cyborgs who must do
something
something about the wharf rats 
the wharf rats who, on any given moment may capitulate 
about the politics of marmalades and give tickets out to those too comsuption bound to flee
and the puzzle loses pieces the clock looses time and the fat lady sings sings sings
sings a song of six thermoses
a plaid one
a sienna one
one puce
and the others simply too mind bogglingly elephant to comprehend
unless of course you have a license 
 only the wharf rats have those
and who is so bold to listen to their belching cacophony of eggplant to even try?
oars from glass bottomed boats and pockets full of rose petals we sally forth to yet another day
a templar picnic
a place of feast and fancy that no one attends since no one bothered to invite a soul
no friends, templars
never knights with icons of soot and never having even met a stegosaurus,
much less received any of his money


a favourable review
eye sockets full of tango pudding the leper gave his speech
featuring the qualities of the hygiene of igneous anteaters and more likely, their ultimate demise
at the hands of evil chiropractors who need malice and thumbtacks
how else will they hang their posters of farrah fawcett?
how else will they tie the tongues of traitorous soap?
who but satan could conceive such hilarity with nothing but a matchstick and gum?
beelzebulb your time has come and gone
on the back of a slow moving train made entirely of squash and sausage
in calgary it is raining the tears of thousands of people turned back for sainthood
deemed too popular to trust to the public
the saint of scabs
the saint of shoes too tight
the saint of parking meters with a bit of extra coin
they never made it into the books nor will they
their pinkies floating in jars at some chemist's they will live in the faded pockets of denim jeans 
worn by forgotten pop singers
do not weep but rejoice
it is their lot
and at 5 for 20 pounds, a good buy

dead to the shin
ocular nerves being as they must
robotic hands twisted out the receptors and glared about with them
today looks like pianos it declared
and replaced its eyes in their sullen sockets
it paused for effect glanced to the penguin who accompanied it and stammered
penguin who happened to be deaf nodded sagely to feign interest
turning a weary beak to the world
'football' stated the flightless fowl
'soccer' retorted the machine
their differences had been noted the lines drawn
with this they went to battle each wielding the weapon of their choice
a copy of the new york times for the metal 
a coat hanger twisted into the shape of parsley for the bird
the blows were never to come though 
for as they approached one another
they were struck by a passing lorry delivering adult diapers to the elderly
the moral of the story
is obvious
a pillow is indeed soft unless it is not
false starlight emancipates lepers

witches burn in fires like fat sausages in the spit
it is spring and the picnics begun the inquisition skipping about merrily door to door
gathering widow's mites for crippled ocelots
damnable creatures ocelots
they with their calculators and handsets
telemarketing their own imminent extinction 
with a gleeful sympathy
all for a day's dollar
or a dollop of porridge, depending on the morning you catch them
slice and dice and splice and what do you get?
another politico and jesus in the net
so toss your change into the pan
you only encourage them into poverty
the ocelots with whiskers of soil and hands of guilt
give them a box of crayons to feed their families
give them syrup and religion to sustain them through the hard times
one good apocalypse and they will suffer no more
they can whittle walrus tusks in hell with trowels
it will entertain them
it will be enough
until tuesday
tuesday they will want potatoes
curmudgeon

the amazing thing about geometry is the involvement of plastic residues
daisies bow as her cape drags by, made of thistle and thyme and she groans with the effort
clams by the cluster lap at her soles and at her very soul
but she pauses only to shove her crown of thorns
higher onto her mottled forehead and stagger onward
the weight of britain on her bustle
which jitters apelike at any movement
rule britaninia 
rue britannia 
the queen was mutton and worse, she was mannequin
what to do to say to make the burden bears?
nothing for her throne is heavy and righteously so as it is firmly esconded in whale blubber
all for the eating and chewing of sinew to make lovely bow ties for barristers
they will throw themselves for christ right off bridges
and into waiting pits of puddings
treacle and tarts of types yet unheard of like tripe and kidney, penguin and cheshire cat with 
only a hint of nun
it will be delightful
fit for royalty but she will
not attend as she is busy escaping from the clams who clatter at her hem
if not for them though
it would be a weary trugde to the shops
to buy tape for her crumbling esteem and and handful of ants for her tongue


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