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Bardok picks some pics
Greetings. Why you've come here, I've no idea. There's no doujinshi, or Dragonball crap here. Girlie has forced me to contribute to the damn web site, so I've chosen to show you a selection of her 'pulp' collection. These are covers of books from the 30s through 70s, usually known for their low quality or sleazy content. Best your people have to offer, I wager. Don't be ashamed though, saiyans aren't exactly known for their literature either. I do know what I like though. And these pulps are better than her damn philosophical/religious texts any day. Yawn. Dull as dirt and twice as hard to rinse from your hair. Anything that makes you think is dangerous. Mindless entertainment is much safer. I learned that the hard way... still stings in places too.

Where the hell did I put my cola....

Oh. You're still here? Look at the books and go away. I've done my bit, dammit.

*Sigh...*

0000 Yep, he's snatched his. Better get while the pickin's are good.	Explosions, Nazis, gay pilots...who could ask for more?	Where do I sign up? Satanist chicks are hot!	She needs a new hat. This one is dumb.
I could like flowers and let my hair grow for that.	Using your powers for the good of all! Who hoo!	Her head's protected but not her tits. Brilliant.	I can't touch this one either. Sigh. It's "special".
Tell you what, she can have mine! Mmm mm...	You don't wanna know how much she paid for THIS!	Now THAT woman scares ME.... yik.	I can think of a few games I'd be willing to play here...
Uh oh.... it's that wicked weed!	Come to think of it, I'm a tad peckish myself, doc. Share the goods!	This one is sealed in a bag. Must be good...	One in every port apparently....
This one is just plain goofy. Men in tights...	Look like two guys I served with.	The title says it all.	Another sealed forever book. He sure has a big schnoz
Now THIS is classic reading! She just bought it for the cover...	Just three ways? I know of WAY more than that!	Hey, that looks like Uncle Frank and Aunt Frieda...	Super saiyan training book.... snicker.

Any complaints, write girlie at lazerv@yahoo.com None of these books are for sale, but she says a trade may be possible if you have something just spectacular to offer, like early William S Burroughs or a decent copy of Howl by Ginsberg or some of the 60's anti-hippy/drug books. Me, I prefer something with lots of sex or fighting, but that's me. I'd rather watch TV anyway. Reception's crap in this cardboard box though...

Whooo....spooky.

Let us know if you found these amusing. There's more where this came from, including ones on hot rods, teen agers and sex and crime. And sci fi. Lots o' it.

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