Celebrity Rabbis!
      They're in the news, they're in the know! 
Oh yes, no one is safe from me. You see them in the news and ponder.... who are these men? What is up with those cute yarmulke? Well, they are rabbis in the limelight, which makes them celebs! And fodder for my newest gallery. Isch ka bibble*. This page is kosher. Longpig**. The other white meat.
Even with fires licking at him, Rabbi Zucker remains calm and chipper. 
 If I just keep walking they'll leave me alone. Damn panhandlers....
Damn.  I can't read in this candle light. Someone get me a lamp!

 
I've lost my puppy. Has anyone seen my Bubula? Oy vey ish mere.
This one is just too damn cute. Wrap 'im up.  I'll take him.
 Former member  of  bad boy rock band ZZ Top. And smug about it too.

 
Fire and brimstone is not just the realm of the Baptists....
Forget that yarmulke. He knows a fez is a true mark of class. 
Hmmm..... someone lost a puppy. That's a shame.
 Okay, whoever took Rabbi's Shah's lox from the fridge, put it back.  You guys... i

 
Rabbi Shah is puzzled at the disappearance of his lox from the fridge. Note the puzzled expression.
You have to be a real looker to be a rabbi.
Rabbi Kavensky seems like he just may know what happened to the lox. And the puppy.
 He looks just like my buddy Wes Britton. Except sober. And with hair. 

*Yiddish for "I should worry." Also a famous singer in the 1930's of the same name.
**Longpig.....a joking reference to missionaries.
"Send more cops." Return of the Living Dead 2

In all fairness, I appreciate the scholarly nature of all rabbis. The Torah is a complicated text at the very least, and these men study it and other important works for a long time before they are deemed fit to serve their communities. This is a parody. Don't get offended. Or do if it makes you feel special. I intend to getting around to offending everyone eventually.
 

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