Send me something.
An experiment in generosity & curiosity.
I want your stuff. Ugly poodle statues, action figures, pin cushions in the shape of apples, sock monkeys, bits of string, old castaway photos and love letters, your change you drop between the couch cushions.... anything. I want it. This is just to see if anyone will actually pass a packet or parcel my way. I'm dead serious here. If you give me the odd knickknack or perhaps small dust bunny, I will declare you my short term personal saviour, and put your John Hancock here, describe in glorious detail the wondrous gift you bestowed upon me, plus a message from you if you wish. Plug your web site, bitch about your sister, declare your unending love for the DB character of choice. Send me a memento of love.... I want stuff. I've seen others asking for cash for college, organ transplants, all good stuff I suppose. But I need slack and merely want silly items out of sheer greed. If you send cash, I won't spend it wisely. I will buy a pop with it. Or a doujinshi. Preferably a smutty yaoi one. Frankly though, money is too easy. Send me something ugly. A pillow shaped like lips. Anything. If you send me a toy, I will play with it, name it and make it fight my other toys, be it in character for him to do so or not. If you send me a object d' art, say.... a plastic figurine of the Battle of Lexington spray painted gold to mimic the real thing with each solider lovingly having been applied with faux rhinestones for eyes, I will carefully place it on my desk and gaze happily at it until I get something new, in which case it'll go on the shelf with my distressingly placid looking Dalmatian, the ceramics samurai goblet and shockingly green mermaid, with hair tastefully camouflaging her nips. You will have the joy of giving, and I will have my nagging sense of wonder cured as to whether anyone would actually find an item, pack it up and ship it off my way. We'll both win. And you *do* get the added service of space on my page to do a bit of horn blowing! So this isn't begging, and I'm not quite a mendicant, I'm just performing a sociological survey. Erm. Will you or won't you? Send me something. Please?
Ship to:
Stuff for Rockinghorse
C/O The Anime
Playground
PO Box 144
Ivanhoe, TX 75447
Thanks for your time. And the stuff, should I get anything.... Hope it's a sock monkey....
You know the people wanting money for organ transplants? I want their old organs. Is that feasible? Suppose not. Dammit.