FAR, THIS IS WHAT I'VE GOTTEN
This was an anonymous gift postmarked from
Ohio. I have my suspicions, Bob and Karen, but I'll remain quiet. A ginchy
Jesus nightlight. Yes, I collect Jesus even though I am pagan, but this
goes beyond that and is a joke teasing me. You will know why after reading
my poems, ducks in the bathtub. It was true. Really.
Kim sent me this saying, "It was so ugly I
immediately knew it was right up your alley." Should I be offended? Nah.
He's also a bank. Plus, his diapers need changed. We still haven't decided
if he's very old and poorly made, or new made to look old and still poorly
made. He's mad of plaster, so I think he's old. And poorly made.
Scott sent me this. It is the hippest hippo
candle holder I've ever received. And it is the only one. Thanks Scott,
you continue to be my favourite sucker!
Linla presented me this beautiful moose
lotion dispenser. I thought it was a tad classy for me, but it was a moose,
a beast for which I have a particular passion (private joke among the group,
I'm afraid) so I like him. Plus he's oblivious a gay, yaoi moose because
of his outfit. Big bonus points.
The background is made from a bag of plastic
sea critters my poopsie bought me. Thank you, poopsie!
Now aren't you guilty you haven't sent me
anything? So get thee to the post and mail me something!!!! Post haste.
Get it? Never mind...