The Super Saiyan Sock Monkey  Sex Orgy
No one can withstand the incredible sexual attraction of Sock Monkey. One night, after being awoken by laboured breathing and the sound of metal on  metal, I hastened my sister Lindy to come over and investigate this oddness. Stalwart and fearless, my sibling ran to my aid with her trusty camera in hand. These are the images recording the night of lust we discovered.... Look and learn, folks.
(Not my the easily offended, feint of heart or Newt Gingrich)

Click to enlarge and see *all* the details.... wink, wink.
You want DB smut, oh daddy is you gonna get it.
Gokuh is not even breaking a sweat yet.
Sock Monkey needs a  l'il discipline, which Vejita is all too eager to provide.
All you need is love....
And a little more....
And he needs to get finished, there's a queue starting.... oi.  John takes longer because he's dead.
Piccolo?! Don't do a Sonic Beam THERE!
Now you know why they call him Pokey.
Vejita seems mighty happy to see Sock Monkey, even if he's scowling...
Most men spank the monkey. Flip prefers it the other way around.
Alas poor Yorrick. A little skull fuck, anyone? 
I always knew Raggedy Andy was a dirty l'il bitch, didn't you?
Sock Monkey's thinkin' of Lindy.... with gravy and giblets.
Sock Monkey *knows* he's sexier than George Bush. 
Gokuh goes for the gold while Sock Monkey has a relaxing smoke.
"Where's my goddamn Cheesy Poofs, you fuckin' monkey?"
Monkey is not picky.... he'll even screw midgets with oversized heads!
Not only do they whistle while they work, they hum!
Vejita "butts" in on Barney's action.
Mr Spock says, "Prepare to be boarded, matey!"
I'd heard of Miami Vice, but never seen it.
 The ride of his life.....
Beloved child icon Barney shows his casting couch skills.
Now in drag, Flip proves he's still a man where it counts.
Gokuh shows monkey what put the "Super" in Super Saiyan.
Pon Farr sets in and Spock boldly goes where no man has gone before. Today.
When Sock Monkey thinks about it, he touches himself.
Sock Monkey has needs we just don't understand, but respect.
Clean those pipes, Mr Piccolo!
With his comedy career over, Flip makes good money as a camera man.
Time for a good probe from Meelo the Alien.
Meelo brings a few friends over to join him, what the hell.
After all that fun, Sock Monkey needs a nap.

Let's just say that Sock Monkey must have one hell of a little black book.
(Gloss 8x10s available by request)


Then Sock Monkey met Pepita.
They got drunk, went to Vegas and had a Drive Thru Elvis
5 Minute wedding. And they all lived happily ever after.

Lindy feels she may have a career in boudoir photography after seeing how wonderfully tasteful and erotic these turned out.  I agree, don't you? As a note to the curious, scotch tape and stick pins hold props up great. And Chihuahuas don't like sock monkeys. They don't.
We had more fun doing this than we should have and raised many an eyebrow in the household.  Not that we give a damn about their petty morals and ethics, mind you. We feel that this, our first artistic collaboration is a monument to genius and will never be repeated.
Much better than the Sistine Chapel.  No Sock Monkeys, Saiyans, Vulcans, Chihuahuas, Flip Wilson, Pokeys, aliens, etc were harmed in the filming of this. Unless they asked for it.

Gokuh gets him some more sweet lovin'.
We'd also like to take this opportunity to thank Stanley H Tweedle, for acting as our on site Fluffer. You da Fluff Daddy, Stan. Take that, Cocomuffins.

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